well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
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We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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