just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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