it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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