Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Randomize