I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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