You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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