ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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