1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
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Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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