About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
he had hair everywhere except his balls
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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