STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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