She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Found the puke drawer
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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