I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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