Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
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Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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