An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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