Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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