I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Please, let me fuck your mom
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
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When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I look better un-naked...
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
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