i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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