wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Randomize