Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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