No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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