420 ftw
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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