I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I have post one night stand depression
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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