I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
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this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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