I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize