k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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