he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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