Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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