Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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