Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
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You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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