Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
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You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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