Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
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8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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