I got chris browned last night
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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