She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize