Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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