you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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