I don't think brook has ever known best
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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