He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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