normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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