Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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