Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
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He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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