well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
handjob tips. give me some.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
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No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I know her cup size but not her name....
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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