she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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