have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
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one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
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I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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