You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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