Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
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Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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