I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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so much tequila, so little girl.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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