If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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