He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
i think my cat just said my name.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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