i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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