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they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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