did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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